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Dear all,
We want to invite you to take part in our competition which is arranged by www.shetaniloaty.com
This competition is based on two feature of web site
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Write a blog
2] Write a poem
The write a blog competition requires you to write a blog about Pakistani problems and post it on web site, you can write about problems Pakistan is facing either financially or politically, all entries will be viewed by our panel of Judges and the winner will be declared and notified by email, the winner of blog competition will get 5000 rupees in cash which will be sent you after connecting you and discussing the way you can accept payments.
Write a poem competition requires you to write a poem in Urdu and post it on web site; you can transfer it in roman English and then post it on web site. The poem should be related to Pakistan’s politics or leaders and can be based on funny or serious topics and should be posted in “Pakistan facing problems” category.
The winner of this competition will be declared after viewing all entries and will be notified by email, the winner of this competition will get 5000 rupees in cash.
To participate in this competition, please visit web site and on the right hand site of web site, underneath categories you will see Register button please click that button and fill out required fields, which you will need to log in later on to post your blog and poems after putting your basic information you are done, now you can write your blog or poem straightaway or copy and paste it from your other sources in “political poetry” category.
Please hurry up as post your entries date is 30/07/08
If you need more information please email
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May
14th
Pakistan fell back into political turmoil yesterday when Nawaz sharif said that he was pulling his party out of coalition.
Mr Nawaz Sharif announced that all his ministers would resign today. although they will continue to support PPP Government.
He made the announcement after failing to break a deadlock with people’s party his main coalition partner, over reinstatements of judges dismissed by Musharraf last year.
Now you can say that Loatay are in trouble again and we do hope they do not waste a very high mandate to improve Poor’s condition but Loatay are after Judges when poor are dying.
May
9th
There are very clear sign that he might come back [But on what hidden conditions, we do not know]
But it will be completely nonsense if we start calling it a victory for him or his “LOATAY” lawyers.
1st, Asif Ali Zardari will never let this Chief Justice back if in return he does not promise to support peoples party and its future tussle with other agencies.
Asif Ali Zardari’s one wrong step can put him in serious trouble if this Chief Justice comes back and open his all cases stopped by Musharraf.
So Asif Ali Zardari will want assurance from him and then let him back in Supreme Court.
Now other side is Nawaz Sharif, who is working on same agenda, he wants to bring Chief Justice back so he can help him to remove Musharraf; in simple words Nawaz Sharif has no other interest in Afitkhat Choudary than to use him against Pervaz Musharraf.
The other side Nawaz Sharif is becoming hero among Lawyers after high jacking this issue and is hoping to make more votes for his party in the future.
Nawaz Sharif is using Peoples party and Chief Justice Issue for his own purpose and interests.
Now if Afitkhar Chouday does come back, will he be able to do things like he started with Musharraf and run like a free horse?
If you think that he will then you are living on a different planet.
If he can run like a free horse then there is a Zardari who knows how to handle and control this type of horses.
If you are reading this blog then write it down in your own diary that if Afitkhar choudary does come back, he will be in serious trouble with Politicians and he has no experience working with politicians, The politicians talk about Rule of law and free judiciary but when it comes to face to face with them then they can not bear one more person acting like a President or Prime Minister.
There is an example of sajad Ali Shah and tussle of Nawaz Sharif.
So Afitkhar Choudary will be like a home servant or in real word like a dog but not like a free horse running every where and kicking every body that comes on its way.
If you think we are wrong here then see when he comes back.
May
9th
What Politicians think about the poor in Pakistan?
The Pervaz Musharraf: the poor should live with dignity and peacefully.
[Without wearing clothes and empty stomach]
Nawaz Sharif: We should work together and sign “Meesaque-a- pooriat” that we will finish poverty and poor both at the same time.
Shahabaz Sharif: The poor and poverty is not a big problem, you have to be committed and should have an ability to take hard decisions and you can finish poverty within 5 years.
[To finish the poor, we might need few more terms]
Asif Ali Zardari: It was peoples party who said that ROti,KAPRA aur MUKAAN.
[But it was after long time when people found out that peoples party was not saying that it will give Roti, Kapra aur Mukaan to people, it was saying that it will take Roti, Kapra aur Mukaan from people and let them die with dignity and peacefully]
Pervaz Ilahi: We tried hard past few years but we still see poor people around.
[You tried hard to do what?]
Shujaat Hussain: Toba, Toba, Toba there are so many poor people in Pakistan and some are so poor that they can not even afford to buy a car.
[Good logic]
Farooq satar: Our quide said so many times that when ever you see poor; go after them so we are just running after poor.
[Ok! that's why there are so many graves in a near by grave yard]
Altaf Hussain: I, I, I said before and I, I say it now; say it now that only MQM can sort these poor out.
[But why sort them out like this, the way MQM wants to sort them out]
Army General [still in service}
All budgets should be spent on defense and Army.
Army General [Retired]
Defense and Army budget should be spent on poor.
Sheikh Rasheed: The poor should be given a free ride on a Pakistani train and should not let them off the train until the poverty has been rooted out from their brains.
[And sheikh Rasheed you should be driver of that train and you should not be allowed to let off the train until the politics has been rooted out from your brain]
Aitzaz Ashson: Since Afitkhar Muhammad Coudary has been sacked, I said many times before that the poor can only be dealt with if true and original chief justice was back.
[True and original Chief justice but how? every justice is true and original if he does his given job but your friend chief justice did not do that, he started causing problems to all and was sacked, if he does come back, we say to now that he will not be a same chief justice, because peoples party and PMLQ will not give him free hand so he will be chief justice but like a home servant]
Afitkhar Choudary [sacked Chief justice]
Justice for poor can only be done if I am chief justice, now I am gone so poor will not get justice from now on.
[Ok if you said so]
See many more politicians view about poor in the future
May
2nd
When we thought that we could have a blog, we could not think name for it or what it should be about.
The most talked about thing in Pakistan is politics so it was decided that we should write about Pakistani politics and Leaders who are actual and root cause of every problem we are facing in Pakistan.
Many people write about Politics so idea was that we should write about it in a different manner so readers can enjoy reading it when we will throw word’s shot towards these Leaders.
Now it was time to find a suitable name for our blog site.
It was very easy and difficult at the same time: it was easy because every Pakistani Leader is a LOATA whether he is an American Loata or Loatat because of his personal greed while in Politics. So Word Loata or Loatay was very useful, you use Loata when you do shit business in the toilet as Pakistani Politics is like taking part in shit business so word Loatay was very good and suitable for our Leaders.
Now difficult part was that what else we put with word Loatay to make it a full domain name for our site.
We spent at least one whole month but failed to find a suitable word for it.
We woke up one morning and saw a toilet cleaner, clearing shit waste from toilet shit waste tub. He was using a Loata, we decided to ask him about our blog site name, we explained to him that we were going to write a blog [Explained what was blog] and whether he could help us to find a good name for it.
He started, Sir, I am not a educated person so I can not help you to find a name but I can only say that every politician is like a Loata and keeps changing his position also our Politics is like handling a piece of shit.
Sir, Look at this I am using a Loata to clear Shit waste from this waste tank and now this Loata is too dirty and full of shit, you can use this example and try to find a name for your writing which can be suitable for our Politicians.
We thought about it and decided to name it www.shittyloatay.com
We told our friend about it, he liked it but said although this is a very good name but if blog’s name is shittyloatay.com who will visit it, the people will think that somebody was selling Loatay on web site which can be used to remove/clean shit from the toilets.
Can you suggest any thing else? We asked
It is very easy, he said
You got word “Loatay” just make it Shetaniloatay and you will have a well suited name for your blog site.
Because all our politicians are like “Shetans” so you can not find a better name than this for this purpose.
He kept talking: we came back and registered a domain name www.shetaniloatay.com
We hope he does not come back later saying that he was real owner of this blog site.