May
9th

Politicians and Poor,s Back side

If you are a poor, what do you like?

[A] Army Dictator

[B] A Democratic Elected Prime Minister

“NO” I would like one “ROTI” and “A COLD GLASS OF WATER”

So what do you think? An Army Dictator can give you a Roti and a cold glass of water

“He can give me a Roti and a cold glass of water but will enter his stick in my back side after that.

So what about Elected Prime Minister?

“Yes he can give poor a Roti and a cold glass of water but will enter his whole cabinet arms in poor back side [Bhund}

[So poor people's back side will be used whether there is a Dictator or a democratic elected Prime Minister,
So poor people your bad time is here now as new Government and cabinet are in full form to use your back sides [Bhunds]

May
9th

What politicians think about the poor in Pakistan?

What Politicians think about the poor in Pakistan?

The Pervaz Musharraf: the poor should live with dignity and peacefully.

[Without wearing clothes and empty stomach]

Nawaz Sharif: We should work together and sign “Meesaque-a- pooriat” that we will finish poverty and poor both at the same time.

Shahabaz Sharif: The poor and poverty is not a big problem, you have to be committed and should have an ability to take hard decisions and you can finish poverty within 5 years.

[To finish the poor, we might need few more terms]

Asif Ali Zardari: It was peoples party who said that ROti,KAPRA aur MUKAAN.

[But it was after long time when people found out that peoples party was not saying that it will give Roti, Kapra aur Mukaan to people, it was saying that it will take Roti, Kapra aur Mukaan from people and let them die with dignity and peacefully]

Pervaz Ilahi: We tried hard past few years but we still see poor people around.
[You tried hard to do what?]

Shujaat Hussain: Toba, Toba, Toba there are so many poor people in Pakistan and some are so poor that they can not even afford to buy a car.
[Good logic]

Farooq satar: Our quide said so many times that when ever you see poor; go after them so we are just running after poor.
[Ok! that's why there are so many graves in a near by grave yard]

Altaf Hussain: I, I, I said before and I, I say it now; say it now that only MQM can sort these poor out.

[But why sort them out like this, the way MQM wants to sort them out]

Army General [still in service}

All budgets should be spent on defense and Army.

Army General [Retired]

Defense and Army budget should be spent on poor.

Sheikh Rasheed: The poor should be given a free ride on a Pakistani train and should not let them off the train until the poverty has been rooted out from their brains.

[And sheikh Rasheed you should be driver of that train and you should not be allowed to let off the train until the politics has been rooted out from your brain]

Aitzaz Ashson: Since Afitkhar Muhammad Coudary has been sacked, I said many times before that the poor can only be dealt with if true and original chief justice was back.

[True and original Chief justice but how? every justice is true and original if he does his given job but your friend chief justice did not do that, he started causing problems to all and was sacked, if he does come back, we say to now that he will not be a same chief justice, because peoples party and PMLQ will not give him free hand so he will be chief justice but like a home servant]

Afitkhar Choudary [sacked Chief justice]

Justice for poor can only be done if I am chief justice, now I am gone so poor will not get justice from now on.

[Ok if you said so]

See many more politicians view about poor in the future