May
9th

Imran Khan and pumping power

When asked why did she leave Imran Khan?

 

Jemima replied,

 

He is very charming, good to talk to and a good person to spend some time with, but that is not good enough when a man can not show some action. He is old and lost his pumping power.

 

[So Jemima what about Hugh grant? has got any pumping power left after fucking so many bitches]

 

We meant actual bitches, Jemima Khan not included.

 

 

Jemima Khan two holes

 

When asked why did she choose Hugh Grant?

She said, because on our first “SHAG RAAT” he reached places “IMI” [Imran Khan] could never reach, I could not believe it. I had multiple orgasms after long time.

 

How did you manage to have multiple orgasms?

 

Hugh was very huge and was able to reach from first hole to second hole [Actual hole, straight away and there was "IMI" [Imran Khan] who could hardly reach first hole.

 

Do you think that Imran Khan will get married next time?

 

I do not think so.

 

Why did you say that?

 

I said it because I know he can not reach both holes, now no woman on earth will marry a man, who can not even touch a second hole. Let alone passing through it.